I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card
Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?
Meanwhile in Toronto
As a Canadian who lives near Toronto, I can confirm this and many other things like it.
so glad his leg isnt broken
it makes me so happy to see that this has so many notes. I know tumblr sometimes seems like a shitty place full of uncaring people, but the fact that so many people found time the reblog this picture of a guy who found out he’s not injured is so inspiring. Faith in humanity = restored
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
reblog for easter
"the devil won this round folks"