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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

prettyinporcelain:

living-corpse:

copequinn:

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times

eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN

I hate you all so much


coolscar:

"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"

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nosdrinker:

stunningpicture:

A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.

wazowski you didn’t file your paperwork last night

nosdrinker:

stunningpicture:

A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.

wazowski you didn’t file your paperwork last night


yusterday:

I identify w tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that’s pretty much me


This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.


hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast


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