IT’S BACK OMG
FINALLY I THOUGHT IT WAS GONE FOREVER
I FOUND ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
omg found it again i fucking love this!
THE NOTES
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
Yes I’d look like LANA DEL REY

