no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
Whenever I get period cramps
I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.
Did that teacher get fired?
I feel like that teacher should get murdered
Hmm, I can only WONDER what was that teacher’s biological sex was
shout out to the 90% of my followers that dont like reblog or message me at all but still follow me for some reason
I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.
Bless this post.
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
I’m in the delivery zone of one of these. Not only will it deliver cookies, but you can also order a cookie cake using any kind of cookie. My friend and I once ordered a peanut butter cookie cake at 1am.
…OMG this is a chain?!
Do they deliver coffee?
^ Why I hate living in Sweden. We have NOTHING like this.